Some people meditate. Some people exercise. And some of us bake cookies instead of losing our minds!
Our Baking Because Murder Is Wrong Microfiber Kitchen Towel brings a wicked sense of humor to your kitchen with a sassy retro-inspired baker, bold vintage lettering, and charming red-and-cream baking details.
Perfect for the woman who finds her happy place somewhere between the mixing bowl and the oven.
Why you'll love it:
Hilarious baking-inspired saying
Colorful retro artwork with a playful attitude
Lightweight microfiber material
Great for everyday kitchen use or decorative display
A fun gift for bakers with a sarcastic sense of humor
Perfect for: Birthdays, housewarmings, hostess gifts, baking enthusiasts, or your favorite slightly unhinged friend.
Because cookies are cheaper than bail money! 🍪😂
Product features - Quick-drying microfiber blend made from 85% polyester and 15% polyamide - Durable hemmed edges designed for long-lasting use - Generous 16 × 25 inch size for everyday kitchen tasks - One-sided print featuring a vintage baking and dark-humor design - Sewn-in care label for convenient maintenance
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
